your room smells of hookers.
And success
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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