HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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