Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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