The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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