No subtext here. People are naked.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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