Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
birth control should be required to get into college
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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