I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
