I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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