There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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