i was born a porn star she said
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
