i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
NoShamevember. You game?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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