Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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