I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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