Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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