the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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