While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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