The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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