You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
We don't watch enough power rangers
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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