In America we eat man semen.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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