I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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