Im at strip club and am horny
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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