yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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