Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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