So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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