I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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