Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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