yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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