he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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