found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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