My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
