Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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