naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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