we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
