He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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