i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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