Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
We have so much sex to catch up on
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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