I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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