Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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