Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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