OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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