Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
