I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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