You can't special order awesome
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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