After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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