I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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