You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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