you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
