I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
You did what with his pubic hair?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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