I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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