Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
i out mim tonsoeep
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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