So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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