I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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