my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
